Weird funny quotes that make life fun.

I don't know if I'm the only person that does this but I save quotes. Things my friends have said, things I've said that were (inadvertantly) witty. I was looking them over and decided to compile a best of list, and I'd really like to read anyone elses as well...quotes make me happy.

1. "I speak sobbing girl" <--my very good friend Richard, after translating a particually sobby scene in a movie. Interesting implications, no? The bad thing is, this was said to his current girlfriend.

2: "Do you think waving crosses at teenagers would keep them away?" Richard, again. Obviously not a fan of us young uns. Of course I'm...gah...22...*sob*

3: "I have both hands on the wheels and am completely coherent" ----my Friend Eve while driving home from Tennessee to Florida at about 5 AM. The "Wheels" were a steering WHEEL. Singular. Yep...coherent.

4: "I trust myself, even though I'm out to get me half the time". <--me. The sad part is, it's true.

5: "I'm going to contort you into your own personal hell, then bake cookies!!" <---Another good friend of mine, Julius, having a temper tantrum. We still don't know what he was going on about, but yum...cookies.

6: "I’m hoping if I don’t move you won’t f*ck me” <---Another good friend upon being asked why he was laying so still when he was lounging around with the abovementioned Julius who is known for, shall we say, an amour obsession. In other words, if it moves, he'll screw it.

7: It was cute, it just looked like a duck had crash landed in the back of my head." <--me to a friend describing the "cute" feathery haircut a stylist had given me.

What about the rest of you? Kewl quotage anyone?